Showing posts with label Circle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Circle. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

YAY! BANZAI! YATTA!




Now comes the fun part... Learning how to use it all. Please standby for awesomeness...




YAY!!! Now I can use photoshop! Woo Hoo! (the following is a dramatization of what occured after)

ME > Hello Lappy! (nickname for laptop) Sorry I was so mean to you a little while ago... I installed some really cool new stuff though, and I think you're going to like it.

Lappy > Oh? What did you do?

Me > Well, we have a Wacom tablet now, and I gave you Photoshop 6 and 7.

Lappy > YAY! I am so excited! What does it do?

Me > Let's find out together! Adventure here we come!
(Double Click Photshop.EXE)



WAIT...









Make a Sandwhich... and check in on it...









Bake a batch of cookies... wait some more...









Glance at the computer while rushing to the bathroom... (too much cookie dough)










ME > Heya Lappy! Finally got Photoshop open I see...

Lappy > Yah... mmmm... my head hurts...

Photoshop (hereafter refered to as PS) > Hello! I AM A GOD! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME YOU INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE WORM!

ME > Ummm... Hi?

PS > Hello. Just kidding about the "God" thing... what would you like to do today?

ME > Well, can we start with something simple?

PS > Sure. What do you have in mind?

ME > I want to make a Circle. 

PS > Sure. No Problem.







ME > YAY! Can we make it Yellow?

PS > No.







ME > Ummm... okay... well I want a yellow circle...

PS > If you wanted a yellow circle, then why did you make a black one?

ME> umm... I dunno... lets start over... Can I have a yellow circle please?

PS > Are you sure that's what you want?

ME > Yes.

PS > TADA!






ME > OH! GOODY! YAY! A YELLOW CIRCLE!

PS > Always a pleasure to serve.

ME > Okay. Now I want some smaller black circles... you know.. for eyes...

PS > ummm.... no.

ME > You know what...? Let's ask Paint... Hey PAINT!

PAINT > Hello!

ME > Can I have a circle please?







PAINT > Done.

ME > Sweet! How about a Yellow circle.







PAINT > As you wish sir.

ME > WOW! YAY! Hey... can I have some small black circles too?







PAINT > Like this?

ME > YES, Fantastic! Hey, Can I play around here for a bit?

PAINT > Sure... no problem.. you're the boss.








PAINT > *psst* hey photoshop...

PS > Yah? What do you want?






PS > HEY! Don't you know who I am? You can't do that to me!



PAINT > ...